utterly bored?

Here is an instance of what i do and get all my smile back when i get utterly bored! In fact, after this, i laugh, i roll and can't help sharing as here at this BLOG! :-) Got the vibes already, eh?

OK. FOLLOW ME!

- Go to http://www.yahoo.com
- There is this "In the News" Tab, and below there you can see the link "MORE NEWS" [ HINT: You can directly click http://news.yahoo.com , if you are struggling to find the tiny font! :)
- OH WHAT THE HELL. IS ELF MAKING A FOOL OUTTA ME? nah , nah , how dare ELF! :P
- There is something called the "ODD NEWS". SPOT THAT and have your time!

RIGHT NOW , i can read these oddly ODD NEWS over there! :)

1) A routine appendix operation in Belgrade went badly wrong when two surgeons started fighting and stormed from the operating theater to settle their dispute outside.

Poor patient! :) I guess nobody comes to those surgeons again.

2) Fed up with spending too many weekends going to weddings, an Argentine couple took out a paid announcement on the social pages of a major newspaper expressing their desire for some social neglect : PLEASE DONT INVITE US TO YOUR WEDDING!

I, foresee, an unsocial networking website soon! :_) for socially neglected ones, or those who want to be socially neglected! Guess what: They wouldn't add as friends! They register and voila they are the members! PERIOD! LOL ! :)

3) A Malaysian state plans to recruit "spies" from the public to snoop on unmarried lovers and report them to Islamic religious authorities, a newspaper said Tuesday.

Oh my, Oh my! I am twice happy! I am a married lover :P , and I am not into ISLAMIC affinity! :)

4) A top South Korean bank is sending a group of its single female employees on a blind date trip to North Korea, hoping that romance will make them happy at the office, an official said Tuesday.

DAMN! I should have been a North Korean HULK :P :)

5) Perhaps his $24 billion electric bill will teach Richard Redden not to leave the heat running. Thanks to a printing error, Redden and more than 1,300 Weatherford utility customers this week received billion-dollar electric bills marked as late notices.

What a day he might be having! :) Hey WIFEY! LOOK. I got a billion-dollar bill on electricity! I guess the minute later he's stabbed from the back! and there stands his lovey dovey wifey! :)

I guess and i am sure there are endless ODD NEWS out there! And remember!

DONT EVER BE BORED! :)

Good Luck People!