what if GOD was me!

Well , i got this idea "what if GOD was me!" and a song hit my mind . JOAN OSBORNE's "what if god was one of us". Some answers i have for her , if i were GOD.

If God had a name, what would it be
ELF
And would you call it to his face
Yes of course , i aint that horrible.

If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question
Will you marry me ? lol :)

And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
of course i am :)

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
I am GOD , and damn girl , i am a slob .. how did u know ??

If God had a face what would it look like
exactly like me , who else :P :P

And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like heaven and in jesus and the saints and all the prophets
i dont believe in heaven and things like that . and seeing me doesnt mean you'd have to believe in those . Just believe in me , thats it !


What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome


you caught me there honey!!! shall i ask you a single question ?

what if i was not GOD , but you a reality ?